Showing posts with label Arizona. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Arizona. Show all posts

Friday, May 14, 2010

Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 Claims First Victims: Ley de Inmigracion De Arizona Toma Sus Primer Victimas

Nobody will be spared from SB1070.
When asked why she crossed the border and was in the country illegally, Dora the Explorer said that the map told her that was the way to go to get to Cotton Candy Forest to save Tico the Squirrel from the Mean Magician. Tico the Squirrel could not be reached for comment.

Dora's cousin Diego, along with Amnesty International are already planning to file law suits.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Kramer Sighting! Yosemite Edition

So we get back to our van which we had parked by the Cemetery in Yosemite, and what should we see? Could it be?

KRAMER SIGHTING!

Yeah, they had said they had moved, but maybe this was them.
Believability Rating: 60%. It was white and giant, and probably responsible for about one third of the Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere. It did have Arizona plates, but that is pretty close to Florida, right? It was parked right next to us, and we had seen this van in Yosemite before. We were going to take a picture of the interior, because it looked like it was well used, BUT THERE WAS SOMEBODY ASLEEP INSIDE!!! So we did not take pictures of the inside. Besides, the person looked Filipino, and so far as we know, none of the Kramers are Filipino.
Not even remotely. Except possible one of the middle children.
Tune in again next time for another edition of KRAMER SIGHTING!