Ulysses Sighting: June 2011

Once again, we have spotted a truck that may very well be the one that belongs to a much beloved Naval Officer.

Belivability Rating: 99%. Pretty close here! This Red Toyota Tacoma is parked in front of Palma High School, where Byzantine Divine Liturgy takes place once a month. However, during the Liturgy, Ulysses was nowhere to be seen.

The truck pictured above appears to be a slightly darker shade of red than what Ulysses had.

Perhaps we failed again, but tune in soon for

ULYSSES SIGHTING

The Mendozas Have Been Chosen As Godparents!

To our new Compadre and Comadre, we have but this to say...



We were gonna lapse, by the way, but now it appears that we won't, just for you. Oh, and also to set a good example for our Ahijada, and to pray for her and stuff, I guess.

Plus it appears that someone we all know will chop me up into little pieces, and then murder the pieces if I lapse. He calls himself the Godparent Enforcer, so you are covered on that end!

BEST. ADDRESS. EVER!!!

This has to be the best address ever. Our friend Ulyssess has moved on to the East Coast of the United States, and lives in a neighbourhood with many Catholic references, as can be seen by a nearby street sign.

Congratulations, Ulysses! You have at least made it to Purgatory!

Ulysses Sighting!

He's not even gone, and we are already sighting our favorite New Mexican!

Hey is that Ulysses up ahead in that red Toyota truck? We have been disappointed before, but this one was going around 70 mph, so there was a good chance. Let's try to catch up to him.





Could that be Ulysses? There are various sightings of big red Toyota Trucks, but we don't often have our camera out. Plus to spot a Ulysses in the wild is fairly rare. It took us from Blackie Road to Espinosa Road to catch up, but then we were able to see if we had our catch. Was it him?




BELIEVABILITY RATING: 100%. Not only was the driver Mexican-American, just like the perp we were looking for, but our boys INSIDE the Truck confirmed that indeed it was Ulysses, still talking about how Batman: The Dark Knight is not only the greatest movie ever, it is the single greatest THING ever. Also, this truck was going 73 mph towards Salinas, which also fits the profile. Lastly, we could hear 'Ave Maria" blasting even over the highway noise.

For our First Ulysses sighting, we had a good one. We did not bomb out like our Kramer sightings, but we are starting to believe that that Family did indeed move out of the area (Note to selves: We will need to do something about that).

If they did move out of the area, why are we seeing so many big white vans?

Point your browsers here again to Pizzashooters for more Ulysses and Kramer sightings!

Attention, Single Ladies!

He's available, and he'll make a great Dad! For more information, click here.

Have Another One, Eddie!

Finally, I was able to upload this picture.

This Man needs a haircut

Get a Haircut, you Hippie!