Showing posts with label Things That Are White. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things That Are White. Show all posts

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Kramer Sighting



Once again, the white van that may very well belong to a much beloved Military family has been spotted.






Let's take a look.






Belivibility Rating: 80%. This van sure looks like it could be the Kramer's. It is white, and looks big enough to seat all 9 of them. The van in the foreground may even be familiar.


However, it looks like they must have painted over most of the windows, which were there last time. It also looks slightly shorter than I remember.


Well, looks like we bombed out yet again, but tune in soon for the next


KRAMER SIGHTING!!!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Kramer Sighting: May 2011

Very recently, we drove by the old exit to the Kramer Home, and what did we see?...




Belivability Rating: 100%. As you can see, it is their huge white van, right near the road to their "former" house, on Highway 1 in Seaside.

Wait! If they are here right now, why did one of us go to the other side of the continent to visit them?

Well, another dud, tune in soon for the next

KRAMER SIGHTING

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Our Response To A Challenge: Our (1st) Annual Skiing (and Snowboarding) Trip!

So who was the idiot who suggested taking everyone skiing (and snowboarding)?

Hey, let's not point fingers or anything back at me, even though I did suggest it.

Actually, the blame lies with another family who tried this and suggested it to us. We won't mention any names.

The most daunting part of our journey was getting the chains on the van. Would we be able to untangle them? Would we be able to get them on? Would it all end in tears and swearing? Bungee cords? Really?


Much to our relief, Juan got the chains on the wheels fairly quickly, and in spite of the horrible noises, they did not destroy the car.
Glacier Point Road, just a few miles to Badger Pass, but it was a slow drive.

We arrive at Badger Pass! The high for the day at Badger in Yosemite was 37 degrees.
After much confusion, running back and forth, and trying to figure out how to put on ski boots, we got the kids to their classes. In the time honoured tradition of having nicknames, the kids will now present some of their own comments under their Extreme Sports names!

And now, here is Badger X!:
"you are probably wondering why I am not using poles! Because young children do not use poles!"


And now Ski Bunny!

"Ski Bunny goes down the hill! Ski Bunny loses control and regains control!"


A view of Badger Pass looking Southwest.

Coolest snow boarding helmet we saw that day.

And now a comment by Terminal Velocity!

"Hi! The first thing we had to do was learn how to strap in our main foot. Apparently I am goofy. I was the only one in my class. Goofy is leaning on your right foot. "

"Wheeeeee!"

"Yay! I managed to stop without wiping out!"

And now, here is Bram Stoker's Dracula!
"Hey, I am doing something I couldn't do this morning!"
Skiing was lots of fun, and I enjoyed it. I hope to do this again pretty soon."
This guy looked pretty good. He looked like he was coming down at about 30 MPH.

Ski Bunny!: "Ski Bunny finds her way down the hill."

The Ski and Board equipment for the day as we ate lunch.

All the Mendoza kids on the same slope at once with a little girl who got in the way. Get out of the way, little girl! You're ruining a family moment!

"Ski Bunny goes wild while racing with her brother."
"Here is Badger X is racing Ski Bunny. It looks like I am tied with her."

Terminal Velocity: "Aww, the board was flat. You're not supposed to do that!"
It was all fun and games, until Terminal Velocity wiped out, and mentioned how she was going to break her ankle doing this.

So a great time was had by the kids, especially at the end when they got to the gift shop and choose their stickers. The staff at Badger Pass was awesome. they were friendly and professional, and showed the kids a really good time learning how to ski (and snowboard).

And now back to Mariposa for some delicious and well-deserved Pizza!