Check it out. Ulysses is still in Central California!! Okay, you may have heard that he sold his manly red pickup truck, but we went over to Save Mart earlier today and saw this amazing sight!
However, he must have had custom work done on it, because this truck appeared to be a convertible. It also rides too low to the ground to go off-roading.
Believability Rating: 50%. It is a red pickup, and Ulysses shopped at this Save Mart often to pick up his favorite kind of wine.
However, as mentioned above, it is too low to the ground, and as far as I know, he did not have a convertible. This also appears to be a Chevy SSR, Not the Toyota Tacoma we used to know. And what would he be doing in the Handicapped Space?
Well, we may have flopped yet again, but tune in again soon for another edition of
It is with great sadness to hear from one of our favourite Naval Officers, Admiral Nimitz, that Ulysses has sold his Red Toyota Pick-up truck?
Has the world gone mad?
Maybe next, one of our friends will start rooting for the SF Giants, or something similarly vile.
The Red Toyota, to put it simply, was almost synonymous with Ulysses.
Personally, I can remember Ulysses and I going out at 2100 hrs. on a Wednesday last year, going to 6 different stores in search of Batman: Arkham Asylum for the PS3. I can remember going 65 on Boronda Road, sure we would be stopped by the cops.
Our kids loved riding in the Red Truck. It was a badge of honour, and something that they all wanted to do.
When he parked his truck in Moss Landing, some birds had done their business on his truck. It looked like the windows were broken, and Ulysses promised to get the "Vandal Punks" who had messed his truck.
We would often see his truck on Sunday afternoons, speeding by us on 101 on the way to Holy Mass, just passing us up.
One could also hear him before seeing him as well, as often The Dark Knight soundtrack, or Andrea Bocelli would be blasting at roughly 135 Decibels.
Good times!
Ulysses will be stationed overseas, and will not be in need of his Truck. So we will miss you, big Red Truck. You provided us with so many happy memories, from forays to East Salinas in search of Tequila, to gong to Holy Mass and Divine Liturgy.
Lucius Annaius Firmius
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From the Ashmolean collection at Oxford. First or Second century AD.
d(is) m(anibus) / L(ucio) Annaio Firm(—) / vixit annis V / m(ensibus) II .
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However, he must have had custom work done on it, because this truck appeared to be a convertible. It also rides too low to the ground to go off-roading. 
Believability Rating: 50%. It is a red pickup, and Ulysses shopped at this Save Mart often to pick up his favorite kind of wine.
