Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, Dear Elizabeth,
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday greetings, not from the past...
Not from the future...
But rather like Star Trek or Lost,
From an alternate universe!
Yes, an alternate universe where Birthday Cake from Shaw's is health food, and vegetables are junk food.
An alternate world where all you kids go to public school.
An alternate world where Ulysses is a Hippie. With long hair. And a Volkswagen Bus.
And don't even ask about what your Mom and Dad is like here.
An alternate universe where our families actually live right next door to each other. As a matter of fact, you are over here right now, and it is really creepy because you are watching me type this. Whoa, this is weird.
Hey, stop hitting me with your Riding Crop! That hurts!!!
In this universe, you are still having your birthday today, although this month is known as
Glacqnor (the Q is silent), so you were born on the 41st of
Glacqnor here.
There is one thing here that is the same: You are a very precious young lady to us here too, and we love you very much.
And so, your alternate universe friends wish you a very Happy Birthday. We hope you enjoy lots of yummy
Brussels sprouts and
asparagus which is what we'll be having here.
Hey, quit hitting me with your Riding Crop, and stop kicking me (O.K., I guess some things don't change, even in alternate universes)!
Belivability Rating: 99%. Pretty close here! This Red Toyota Tacoma is parked in front of Palma High School, where Byzantine Divine Liturgy takes place once a month. However, during the Liturgy, Ulysses was nowhere to be seen.
