Congratulations to the now Lieutenant Commander Eddie Kramer!
He now becomes our favourite Lieutenant Commander of all time, replacing this guy...
Data spent 12 years as a Lieutenant, while Eddie has has done it in substantially less time. They both also share a love of Sherlock Holmes, and have had alternate realities. Data experienced his in a temporal rift, while LCDR Kramer had his in California. Brent Spiner was born in Texas, and LCDR Kramer was born in Oklahoma, right above. However Eddie does not have a cat, which is a strike against.
So, congratulations, Lieutenant Commander Kramer! Enjoy putting on that third pip to indicate your rank like they do on Star Trek, The Next Generation.
And now for a musical tribute to Lieutenant Commander Kramer from the Simpsons:
Thank you for your service to our country, and all the hardships you have endured being away from your family. We love you very much! Congratulations!
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